Heyoo...I'm tired of using technology (see what I did there?)

Hey good lookings.
I just finished reading all your updates from the last time I went on the interweb. You guys write a whole lot. I am now officially up to date with all your lives. I am such a dedicated blog follower. Thank me later.
And thanks for the suggestions homies. I think I'm going to take a break from blogging about Hannah today. So, right.

1. Jamie; lol, you had me there!

2. Minh Chau, that thing about that guy asking me out to breakfast was years ago. I was 15 dude. I was scared shitless. Never bring that up again. *Cringes*.

3. Wendy, I play heaps of things on my Wii. Whenever Hannah goes on the Wii, she announces that she is "Wii-ing" and then laughs to herself. Damn. And I said I wasn't going to blog about her today. Oh and I have Wii Sports and Wii Fit and another game which I haven't played yet. Fun-arama.

4. Hanson, sure, I'll give you the low-down on the female kind. Here you go:

WOMEN - UNCOVERING THE TRUTH
Often, men have voiced the opinion that women are overly complicated and impossible to 'understand'. To this, I'm not going to do the female thing and say, "Oh naaah, we're simple as," because that'd be a lie. Yeah, we're complicated. We actually do want gifts when we say that we'd much rather receive nothing for our birthday. When we say, "Piss off, get out of my life", half the time it translates to "Please say you're sorry so I can fall back in love with you." Sound familiar?

"So how do we decode this crazy female double-speak?" I hear you ask.
Well the answer is sort of double-speaky itself. I guess the only way you can 'understand' a girl is to really know the girl, i.e. to listen to her. If you can't decode her, then that basically says you never got to know her in the first place. Am I making myself clear? No? Sigh.

How about I tell you about the things that girls look for in guys. That better?

1. A sense of humour.
Much to your surprise, women actually do prefer their Arj Barkers over their Chace Crawfords. Sure, having stunning looks is all well and good, but making us laugh pretty much trumps all. Girls want someone they can have a good time with, not someone who sneaks off to the bathroom every half an hour to reapply their moisturiser.

2. Gentlemanly-ness.
Okay, women do like to be thought of as independent and strong-willed, but if you do something small like open the car door for us before we step out, I pretty much guarantee you that your lady-friend will melt for you.

3. Do not be up yourself.
"But why do some girls go for the arrogant idiots?" I'm pretty sure you said that in your mind Hanson. And here is le answer: we think we can change them. We go out with a guy who is a bit of an ignoramus and then when he falls madly in love with us and forgets his egocentric ways, we can take credit for making him an angel. Some girls are weird and do like the 'power' which arrogant men seem to have. But most girls, most of the 'good' girls, love the cute ones who spend hours writing up a poem for Valentine's Day.

I think that's all Hans Sona.
Good luck with the ladies *wink*.

See you later amigos,
Helene